Monster School Rules (poem)

NO LAUGHING. No licking
No bogey picking

No hissing, no hitting
No scaring, no spitting

No tugging, no talking
No weaving or walking

No crawling, no creeping
No classroom sleeping

No running, no roaring
And no being boring

No bashing, no bumping
No back of head thumping

No sliming, no squelching
No burping or belching

No smelling the roses,
No picking your noses
No cleaning and eating the fluff from your toeses

No furtling or fooling
No down-your-front drooling

No hiding, no seeking
No cheating or peaking

No fire, no ice
No “acting all nice”

No climbing, no cussing
No farting or fussing

AND NO EATING THE TEACHER!

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