I got bitten by a stapler
I think it was radioactive
‘cuz now I’m great at filing
And slightly more attractive
Watch me change the printer toner
In the blinking of an eye!
Evil paperclips will quake
When they hear of “Office Guy”!
Welcome to this universe, l o v e
Words at rest, words at play
Love is love and everything else is something else
FLASHES of inspiration. SHORT deliberations. STORIES for all.
Stories with a twist set in an alternative Newbury where characters are often bonkers, vindictive or skewed
Writer + Creator
a writers journey into the unknown
'Every contact leaves a trace'
broken, scarred, filled with gold
Writer - Poet - Human
Life is getting pretty serious. Not here though.
Author, Poet and lover of life
An original spoken-word performance
Welcome to my world.
It's OK, you're allowed to be funny