“Tell me, Daddy, tell me why!
You’d put an apple in a pie!
“Where do thoughts come from?
Where do dreams go?
How do I know that I know what I know?
“How do clocks know what time it is?
When I have a cold, and I’m streaming with snot
Do I have inside me, a mucus-y pot?
“What does Santa do, the rest of the year?
Why is the moon as big as the sun?
How can battles be lost, and won?
“Where do my socks disappear in the dryer?
What is light made of? What does it do?
Why is my soul on the base of my shoe?
“Come on, Daddy, tell me please!”
“Err… maybe your mother can help you with these”