Children must be stopped! Check this Throwback Thursday effort out 🙂
Children must be stopped:
The signs are all around.
Some are borne by volunteers;
Others are in the ground.
Those little precious darlings,
Those snotty bundles of joy,
Look so sweet and innocent –
But it’s all a ploy.
I’m not the type to make a scene,
Don’t usually cause a fuss;
If we don’t stop the children now
THEY’LL TURN RIGHT INTO US!
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Snotty bundles of joy… dear God man, you are FUNNY
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Thank you! (Tell that to my wife 🙂 )
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Dear Al’s Wife, he is funny! Sincerely, Annette
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Proof at last! 😃
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I used to be a wife… and I was married to the King of bad jokes. Of course he thought I had no sense of humor. After I divorced him he said that only proved it for if I HAD had a sense of humor, I’d have stayed married to him… 🙂
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Points for effort from Mr Ex… Fewer points for style 🙂
Hopefully I’m not THAT bad… Have to admit a weakness for crap puns tho!
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That was not the reason I left… and to this day (26 years later) he is still the king of bad jokes. No worries, we’re friends at this point. I am convinced that you have a greater flair for poetic self expression, and thought provoking prose in addition to your witty catalog of ‘gotchas’ so bring it on! I may be divorced, but I enjoy a smile, a giggle and a good old fashioned blurt it out laugh!
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Glad to hear it! 😃
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Hahaha! You’re on to something!
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You’ve got to keep your eyes on them… They’re small, but sneaky 🙂
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😀
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This one’s amazing! 😀
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