Caffeine in my chocolate
Caffeine in my bath gel
Caffeine in my cola
I’m in a caffeine hell!
Caffeine in my meds
Caffeine in my tea
Caffeine everywhere I go
That’swhyi’mbuzzinglikeabee!
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A Certain Point of View 
You can get it in shampoo as well. I’m not sure, but I think it helps you get that frantic hair-standing-on-end look popular with mad scientists.
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Shampoo’s not my strong point… I’ve been using the same bottle since 1998…
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Um, yeah… I kind of thought of that after I’d sent it.
Oops
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I wrote this one in the shower after noticing my shower gel contained caffeine. Comic hair stylings aside, honestly what’s the point?
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Google search the song 40 Cups of Coffee and let me know what you think… 😉
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I think she should have locked the door and gone to bed! 🙂
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Yeah, no kidding! 😉
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Heh! I do love my caffeine…especially with lots of cream. 😉
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I’m amazed they haven’t added it directly to cream yet… maybe that’s next?!
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Perhaps they could allow the milk cows to graze on coffee bean trees…
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I hope so! Of course, I’m already drinking mostly cream… 😛
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Great poem! I was stunned to find a shampoo with caffeine in it–I didn’t realize my hair needed a wake-up buzz. And sadly, it did nothing, so maybe my hair’s in a coma.
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Get the hair defibrillators out!
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Hahahahahahaha–thank you!!!
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buzzz buzzz… bazzinga! Ha ha.. clever one.. 🙂
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