#1 A dream couple?
Bachelor #1
My biggest turn-offs?
Pepper on a f@**ing steak!
&
Moaning non-smokers
Bachelorette #1
My biggest turn-offs?
Talk peppered with expletives;
Smokers; meat-eaters
#2
Dancefloor clearance squad…
Works like a pepperspray bomb
With my clunky moves!
#3
Recipe for life:
Pinch of salt, dash of pepper,
And a big, tough heart
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Nice ones. The first pair made me laugh. A whole story in there.
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I started with the non-sweary one, and just figured it’d be fun to do the opposite… Maybe the two of them need to get stuck in a lift together? 🙂
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The start of a perfect romance novel!
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That’s not really my style, but feel free to use that if you want it! 🙂
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Not mine either, but thank you 🙂
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I was hedging my bets… you never know what pseudonyms people write under!
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Salty ( 😉 )
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Ha ha!
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Well seasoned!
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And peppered with bad jokes 🙂
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True and very entertaining!
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Absolutely (pep)per-fect!
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I think I need to take that with a pinch of salt 🙂
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Heehee…
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Excellent–I’m especially pondering the last one, how we think having a soft (compassionate, loving) heart is good, and it is…but there are times when a tough (as in strong, unbreakable) heart serves us so much better.
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I pondered that word choice (ie “tough”) for some time… I agree with you 🙂
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Oh yippee, we’re on the same page today!! It’s a great word choice, absolutely. (I was thinking of calling you “Ron” just for fun, or maybe somebody else–but you can bet I was more careful in the comment box!)
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Well, most things are better than what my son calls me… This week, I am “poo-poo pants”
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hahahaha–oh gosh, kids!
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Those two folks in the beginning are hilarious, lol.
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I like the last one ! Full of energy !
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Thanks Milan… Just like a happy life! 🙂
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