An old man was wondering whether
There was a chance of living forever.
So he hung out at night
For a vampire bite
But just ended up “under the weather”
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A Certain Point of View 
I once asked myself:
‘Who wants to live forever?’
I never replied.
G:)
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Anyone who wants to live forever should spend a day in (INSERT BLAND COMMUTER TOWN OF CHOICE)… they’ll soon change their mind
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Ha HA! I do love a limerick, and this was great. x
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🙂
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Fangs a lot!
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That joke bites…
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Bloody well!
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Heehee…”bloody” brilliant!
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It’s funny one,rhyming is superb.:)
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Thanks Ranu 🙂
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A bite from the vampire for a chance to eternity! Naahh…I did be too cold in a vampire life! 😛
Nice, I really like this limerick 🙂 Thank you for participating.
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Thank you! I like dabbling in limericks from time to time 🙂
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Great one. This earned a LOL and a read to my husband 🙂
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🙂
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Fangtastic limerick 🙂
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Fangs very much!
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oh this is an awesome one! love it ❤
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Thank you so much!
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I envy your sense of humour!
I loved this, it made me giggle!
Often I wish I could write something light and funny, but at the moment, it doesn’t seem to happen often. I do laugh and smile though, I promise 😉
Thanks for making it happen tonight too!
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My pleasure 🙂
Currently trying to write something more serious for a competition, and a little nonsense is creeping in… Just can’t help it!
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I wish I had that luck 🙂
I can barely write at all at the moment, and it doesn’t look promising in the near future, and I hate the idea!
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Don’t force it. It’ll come 🙂
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Well, I don’t know if it’ll come, but I certainly don’t plan on forcing anything 😉
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