Show-offs swim,
Writers paddle.
Fiddlers fiddle,
Writers faddle.
Dancers twist,
Writers stick.
Conmen sell,
Writers trick.
Opticians blur,
Writers focus…
Maybe I’ll just have a quick look at Facebook…
Tune in tomorrow at the same time for more weak writing gags!
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Same time next weak tomorrow
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Ha ha! I tried to think of a “block” one, but only ended up playing with knives
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Barkeeps pour… Writers give them work (okay, so it was a shot, eh?)
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I’m sure I’ll come back to this at some point, so fire away!
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Haha, I love this! My favorite line was_ conmen sell, writers trick. 😄
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Writers are the loveable masters of deception!
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Nice, and how true!
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I both love and hate Facebook! The thing with being in so many writers groups is they all have a tendency to write lots about writing… And thus stopping, due to my lack of self-discipline, the writing that I planned to do… Ooh, a new notification!
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