Welcome to Day Five of your Essential Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. A slightly abbreviated entry from me today as the F for Flu has claimed me a day early…
We all know the end is coming. Well, you gotta be prepared, and you ain’t gonna have time to memorise a whole bunch of stuff when it happens.
You need a short guide to surviving the rise of the undead, covering you from A to Z…
You need… Haiku of the Dead.
Are messy; slippy
Mind your step
Zombies will seek flesh;
Humans are the evil ones.
It’s in our nature.
“You wrote this as part of a month-long challenge? What?!”
Throughout April, I will be joining the A to Z Challenge, posting six days a week to cover each letter of the alphabet… even that annoying “X”… For my theme, I have gone down the well-trodden, stereotypical, bit-of-a-cliché -really path of zombie survival tips… in haiku.
With tongue firmly in cheek, I hope you will join me for the month, and beyond 🙂
There are hundreds of blogs participating – over 1900. I will be doing my best to check out as many of these as possible. You can too via this link: http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/p/a-z-challenge-sign-up-list-2016.html