G is for…

Welcome to Day Seven of your Essential Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, again valiantly brought to you by this flu-addled host (although I did get my first night of sleep this week, so things are hopefully on the turn… like the groan of a dying man feeling the pull of the zombie-side!). 

Anyhoo, we all know the end is coming. Well, you gotta be prepared, and you ain’t gonna have time to memorise a whole bunch of stuff when it happens.

You need a short guide to surviving the rise of the undead, covering you from A to Z… 

Take up gardening.
Growing juicy things to eat
May just save your life

Are you a golfer?
Golf clubs make handy weapons.
Try a nine-iron

I’m not naming them,
But some countries love their guns
Now they’re justified.

And today, I’ll leave you with this gruesome ditty…

Guts and gore
Guts and gore
Grisly great piles
All on the floor

Watch where you tread
Something undead
Left grisly great piles
As it messily fed

Guts and gore
Guts and gore
Grisly great piles
Can’t take any more!

 

G

“You wrote this as part of a month-long challenge? What?!”

Throughout April, I will be joining the A to Z Challenge, posting six days a week to cover each letter of the alphabet… even that annoying “X”… For my theme, I have gone down the well-trodden, stereotypical, bit-of-a-cliché -really path of zombie survival tips… in haiku.

With tongue firmly in cheek, I hope you will join me for the month, and beyond 🙂

There are hundreds of blogs participating – over 1900. I will be doing my best to check out as many of these as possible. You can too via this link: http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/p/a-z-challenge-sign-up-list-2016.html

36 thoughts on “G is for…

  1. Pingback: A to Z Challenge – Halfway! | A Certain Point of View

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