Welcome to part 2 of Day Twelve of your Essential Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. We all know the end is coming. Well, you gotta be prepared, and you ain’t gonna have time to memorise a whole bunch of stuff when it happens.
You need a short guide to surviving the rise of the undead, covering you all the way from A to Z… You need … Haiku of the Dead!
Stay mentally loose;
Think your way out of problems
Before they eat you.
Look before you leap
(In fact, why are you leaping?
There’s zombies out there!)
Check out libraries
And book shops. Learn useful skills
From survival guides
(And collect C-list
Celeb biography books
To burn in winter)
It’s not medicine,
But laughter’s good for morale.
E.g. Try this one:
Ha ha ha ha ha
The lawyers have been eaten!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
“You wrote this as part of a month-long challenge? What?!”
Throughout April, I will be joining the A to Z Challenge, posting six days a week to cover each letter of the alphabet… even that annoying “X”… For my theme, I have gone down the well-trodden, stereotypical, bit-of-a-cliché -really path of zombie survival tips… in haiku.
With tongue firmly in cheek, I hope you will join me for the month, and beyond 🙂
There are hundreds of blogs participating – over 1700. I will be doing my best to check out as many of these as possible. You can too via this link: http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/p/a-z-challenge-sign-up-list-2016.html