Welcome to part 2 of Day Twelve of your Essential Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse. We all know the end is coming. Well, you gotta be prepared, and you ain’t gonna have time to memorise a whole bunch of stuff when it happens.
You need a short guide to surviving the rise of the undead, covering you all the way from A to Z… You need … Haiku of the Dead!
Stay mentally loose;
Think your way out of problems
Before they eat you.
Look before you leap
(In fact, why are you leaping?
There’s zombies out there!)
Check out libraries
And book shops. Learn useful skills
From survival guides
(And collect C-list
Celeb biography books
To burn in winter)
It’s not medicine,
But laughter’s good for morale.
E.g. Try this one:
Ha ha ha ha ha
The lawyers have been eaten!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
“You wrote this as part of a month-long challenge? What?!”
Throughout April, I will be joining the A to Z Challenge, posting six days a week to cover each letter of the alphabet… even that annoying “X”… For my theme, I have gone down the well-trodden, stereotypical, bit-of-a-cliché -really path of zombie survival tips… in haiku.
With tongue firmly in cheek, I hope you will join me for the month, and beyond 🙂
There are hundreds of blogs participating – over 1700. I will be doing my best to check out as many of these as possible. You can too via this link: http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/p/a-z-challenge-sign-up-list-2016.html
Thanks for the laugh, Al. I’m not a zombie fan, but the lawyer’s line is definitely a highlight! LOL!
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Thanks Laine… I enjoyed that one too! 🙂
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Haven’t you got a law degree? 😉
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And an appropriate sense of self-loathing!
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You’re making up for it by bringing joy rather than sorrow!
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I try 🙂
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Hooray for having libraries but no more lawyers! LOL!
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And I’m only advocating burning SOME of the books!
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Heh!
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HAHA! Oh I enjoyed the lawyer joke! 🙂
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“The lawyers have been eaten!” Ha, ha , best line! 😀
You should check out my H post. I opend that post with Zombies. Love the Haiku Zombie theme. 🙂
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Thanks Sarina… yes, feeling like a zombie covers a range of ills, from needing morning coffee to attacking and eating your boss (or is that one just me?) 🙂
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ha ha … lol. 🙂 I wonder if they would accept that excuse in a court of law? Guess not. 😉
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But… on the bright side, all the lawyers have been eaten anyway! The sun will come out tomorrow… 🙂
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🙂
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Good thing you’re also a writer, then! Or will those get eaten too when we get to W? :-p
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(scribbles note for “W”… 🙂 )
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Hahaha!
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Lots of lovely “L” lessons. Love the loss of the lawyers! 👍
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Let there be light!
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The jury is in … lawyers and Zombies… one and the same! Case dismissed, all parking to be validated, see the clerk on the way out.
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Lawyers charge more…
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I’m not a lawyer, but I’d hate to lose all of them. Why do people hate lawyers so??
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That would be worthy of a whole separate month’s theme! I’ll start with people trading on sophistry and the misery of others… you know, keep it light! 🙂
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Wow, and I thought I knew some lawyers who were good and honorable people…
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I’m sure there are. It’s just friendly joking. I mean, at least they aren’t estate agents, right? 😉
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Stop it, lol
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😀
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Oh, I forgot lol was passe. I meant 😀
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(I still use it too!)
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Lawyers eaten by those who seek to suck the life out of folk. Sounds like cannibalism to me — more then that, auto-cannibalism, perhaps.
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🙂
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Laughter IS the best medicine, and you give me a regular dose of it. Thank you Al!
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It really is my pleasure 🙂
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Good!
But thank you nonetheless!
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Nice! If you lived in the States, Al, you’d be sued over the last one! 🙂
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True… so:
No loony lawsuits;
An end to litigation…
Upside to zombies!
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Hahahaha. Great post AND comments, loved it all!
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Thanks Donna, and welcome to our little bunch! 🙂
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