So, we’ve reached the halfway mark of the A to Z Challenge, and already there have been a lot of tips and advice on my chosen theme of surviving the zombie apocalypse… Here’s a quick recap!
Apocalypse comes: a zombie flavour.
Achieve survival – life’s to savour!
Pack a bag, be ready to go,
Life is beautiful, don’t you know.
No more commuting, that’s all out,
No chance of a cure, I have no doubt.
Build up defences, walls and bricks,
Death isn’t life, but still plays tricks.
Beware the evil that men do;
Don’t slip on entrails ‘neath your shoe.
Fish for food and find some friends.
Don’t know first aid? Make amends.
Growing food; guns and more.
Playing golf… guts and gore.
Knowing when to hide, or seek.
The humour skills you need to tweak.
Imitation, insects, immortality.
Imagine no Internet! Insanity!
Joggers’ justice in the park
Jam and jelly after dark.
Killing zombies, armoured knights,
Kayak, knife and knitting fights.
Living, loving on the land,
Laugh at lawyers getting canned.
Making music, marry right,
Military lost the fight.
So much advice, so many more…
Who knows what other tips in store?
What’s been your favourite tip so far? Any topics that you’re dying to hear covered? Let me know in the comments!
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/01/a-is-for-apocalypse/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/02/b-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/c-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/05/d-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/06/e-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/07/f-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/08/g-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/09/h-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/11/i-is-for-part-1-of-2/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/11/i-is-for-imagine-pt-2-of-2/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/12/j-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/13/k-is-for/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/14/l-is-for-1-of-2/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/14/l-is-for-2-of-2/
https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2016/04/15/m-is-for/
Great Poetry, nice illustration too
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Fishing, golf clubs, knitting and kayaks! I’ve got my gardening partners lined up. So far so good. Feeling more confident as we go! 😃
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Today’s will be a bit more philosophical too. I’ve even thrown some “proper” haiku in there! 🙂
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Wonderful! 😃 looking forward to it!
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I think being able to work entrails into a poem takes a lot of guts 🙂
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Ha ha! (Not once but twice now, too!)
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Gutsy move!
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Some don’t have the stomach for it… 😉
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Hah, good one!
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I would imagine that as we have not as yet reached the letter, “P”, there has been no mention of peanut butter. Therefore I cannot possibly prepare until this has occurred. I shall comply immediately, I promise. (gee, prepare, promise and peanut butter, could I be stocking the haiku pantry?… Pantry? I’ll stop now)
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Please, keep it coming! (Peanut butter’s a very Practical survival food 🙂 )
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pillows and pick axes may seem strange bedfellows..
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Pumpkins, pills and parcel tape,
Party games and dress-up capes?
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Taking a leaf out of Ethan’s book, I think you should go with poo…
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in…
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At my old age, I appreciate a recap. 😉
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Me too… and did you see the value here – 100% new material to advertise it too! 🙂
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LOL!
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Don’t slip on entrails is my favourite tip, funny despite its grossness!
I also think it would be fun to ‘sex it up’ a bit!
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Sexy zombies, it is then!
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Great, look forward to it! 🙂
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Wow. Even an alphabetical recap! Ha Ha
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The attention to detail here is amazing! 😉
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I can see that :-D. Havea great evening. The Overlord and I are heading down to the barn to jump on the trampoline. Oh to be 3 again…
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It’s a great age, isn’t it!
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These just keep getting better and better.
If Zombies come in flavours, would I be piccaLliy flavour?
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I’d pick that one 🙂
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Hard to pick a favourite here. Loved reading the whole!
Here from the A-Z and enjoyed your halfway post.
Best wishes.
Nilanjana.
Ninja Minion
Madly-in-Verse
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Thanks Nilanjana. Glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
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