Y is for… (1 of 2)

Day 25 of your Essential Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse… The fat lady’s gargling whisky, warming up her vocal chords…

I will be collating the best of these guides, plus a bunch of new material, into my first self-published book… just as soon as I (a) get to the end of this month; (b) sleep; (c) figure out how to do that in a way that I’m proud of…!

It’s … Haiku of the Dead!

It’s all about you.
Unite, survive and rebuild.
You carry the flame

Technically, you could
Use a yo-yo to fight Zed…
Not recommended!

Yin-yang:
Humans kill zombies,
Die, and are reborn, undead,
To feed on living

One cannot exist
Without the other, balanced,
Complementary

How will folks waste time
Watching hours of daft cats
Without youtube vids?

 

“You wrote this as part of a month-long challenge? What?!”

Throughout April, I will be joining the A to Z Challenge, posting six days a week to cover each letter of the alphabet… even that annoying “X”… For my theme, I have gone down the well-trodden, stereotypical, bit-of-a-cliché -really path of zombie survival tips… in haiku.

With tongue firmly in cheek, I hope you will join me for the month, and beyond 🙂

There are hundreds of blogs participating – over 1700. I will be doing my best to check out as many of these as possible. You can too via this link: http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/p/a-z-challenge-sign-up-list-2016.html