The train slowed from an imperceptible crawl to a palpable stop. “Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of East Midlands trains I’d like to apologise for the delay.
“Unfortunately, the driver has lapsed into a deep malaise… Is there perhaps a poet on the train?”
I leapt to attention.
“If I may be so bold as to show it,
I am, indeed, sir, a poet!”
Everyone in the carriage burst into a spontaneous, enthusiastic and prolonged round of applause. An old couple started dancing in the aisle. A middle-aged mother swooned. An angry man wept into his tattoos…
One day…
🙂
Picture credit: flickr.com/photos/12287146
*applause* I love this👍
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you! Would you believe I wrote it on an East Midlands train that wasn’t moving… 🙂
LikeLiked by 3 people
Indeed 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love it! Was it written on one of the relatively nice trains that visit London, or the chuggity bus-like things that pootle around the unfashionable bits of the East Midlands? I’ve often been on board the latter, where it’s the passengers who are more likely to fall into a deep malaise, particularly if it’s the height of summer, there’s only one carriage instead of two, and there’s no air conditioning…
LikeLiked by 2 people
A chuggity-bus, bound for Ely. Fortunately not at the height of summer (when was that exactly??)
LikeLiked by 2 people
Ahh, many years ago, when I was working at the CDP. With my bike, in lycra, pressed up against several other sweaty passengers. :-\
LikeLiked by 1 person
There’s an image… thanks for that! 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
Kudos to a poet and writer who can use ‘palpable’ ‘spontaneous’ and ‘swooned’ in such a way. G;)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Did I get them the right way round? I usually get those three mixed up! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
):G They !perfect were
LikeLiked by 1 person
That sounds the right way, to my Gloucester ear 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just the one? G;(
LikeLiked by 1 person
Easier to scratch with six fingers 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha! Alanne Bolaine! G:)
LikeLiked by 1 person
One day, Al…one day…😀
LikeLiked by 2 people
My dreams are simple! 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
I think that day has come. Yep. You earned it. 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
Haha! I think there’s a way to go yet! 🙂
LikeLike
lol! Yes!! When will this day come? 😄
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ve heard good things about next Tuesday, on the 1615 from Nottingham… we’ll see! 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
You should just stand up and shout your poems! You will have a captive audience. 😆
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! Because everyone obviously pays attention to the weirdo on the train… “hey everyone, I’ve got some poems” (groans all round) 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lol!! In my experience, everyone looks away from the weirdo. Avert your eyes and maybe he won’t talk to you!! But still, they’d hear!! 😂😋
LikeLiked by 1 person
I could get a megaphone and stand on the platform – same effect, bigger crowd!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know, but those people could walk away. 😬
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’d better stick to haiku then… short but sweet! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Exactly! They’ll love it! Report back! 😋
LikeLiked by 1 person
“And in local news today, a well-dressed man was arrested at the train station for a breach of the peace… the man claimed that he was only reading poetry to the masses, but no one on the platform would confirm the artistic merit of his ramblings…” 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lol!!! I’ll scour the headlines! 😂😂😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s a nice piece 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you! 🙂
LikeLike
I’m so proud… you are the first, self-proclaimed train poet I’ve heard tell of. Here’s to the billboards announcing your successes and the stops named in your honor. Damn, I love it when a day starts this good, it can only go up from here!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well, I’ve already had my poetry displayed in Guernsey airport, and on their buses, so trains are the next logical step. Just call me Mr Public Transport Poetry!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Words on Wheels!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I should learn to rollerblade or skateboard…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Vive la Poets! Down with the tyranny of those who think we’re boring! Only we can save the world! (And train schedules.) 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
If it’s up to us to save the world, I think we need to lift our game a bit! 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
No kidding. The world is a mess right now for sure.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I know you’re doing all you can, and appreciate the effort!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha, wish fullfilment ☺ one day poets will be the new doctors, saving the day.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hmm… story idea forming… thank you! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wouldn’t that be Wonderful? Ahhh, the glory!
LikeLiked by 1 person
And let’s be honest, those drivers must constantly be on the verge of a deep malaise, at the least!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha! Wouldn’t it be great if poets were so sought after!! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
It would be awesome for us! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know! We would be popular for once! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀
LikeLike
That may be the best thing I’ve read today. 😀 Haha!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you! ❤
LikeLiked by 1 person
As we know… laughing is good. ♥
LikeLiked by 1 person
That day is here! I’m applauding you right now. Take a bow. 😉 Loved it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hurray! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Giggle. I loved this!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Mel. The places a poet’s brain goes to on boring train journeys! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
brilliant one!
LikeLike
Ohh yay, I love this story! That day will soon be here! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
You never know! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Silly man<3. Adorbs!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Truth 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Mwah!
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀
LikeLiked by 1 person