—Hiya m8, still up 4 drinks 2nite?
– Sorry, you’ve got the wrong number.
—Come on Dave, don’t be like that.
– Steve? That u?
—Not Steve. Nice jumper btw. Let us in, I’d murder a cuppa!
(Dave looks out of the front window, at an empty garden)
– Funny fucker, aren’t you. You’ve had your fun. Piss off now.
—Dave, don’t be like that.
– I mean it. Piss off.
—Last chance, Dave. Let us in.
—Now.
(Dave steps out of his front door to check. Nothing. Returns inside.)
“Funny how people never lock their back doors, isn’t it? Now, about that cuppa…”
Picture credit: flickr.com/photos/gagilas/8400671726
You awoke a little scare in me, Al. Too many horror movies in my younger days. Ha ha!
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You and me both… but a little scare from time to time reminds us we’re alive, right? 🙂
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Scary one. Got my imagination running.
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Thanks Tessa… I always think imagination is the worst horror!
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You are right about imagination being the worst horror.
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Worse than any guy in a rubber costume, any day!
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We heard a knock on our patio door the other day. Workman avoided all the normal entrances and checked out the patio. I’m still wondering about him. Check it very carefully now, that patio door.
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That does sound odd… more likely burgling behaviour than psycho slasher (is that any consolation?)
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I have watched the doors carefully ever since. It was strange behavior though.
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Definitely strange. Might be worth reporting it to the police, in case it ties in with other offences
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I hadn’t thought about that. But we didn’t ask his firm to do the work they were applying for.
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Slasher movie!
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What can I say? I grew up on them!
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Too scary, and this isn’t even too far fetched, which makes it even more frightening!
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The more believable, the more frightening, I always think!
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Yes, and I hate those kind of stories!! I don’t really love being scared. Now I’ll be checking my doors compulsively 🙂
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Sorry… 🙂
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Yeah, I can tell 😀
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😛
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Eek! You have sneaky friends!
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That’s not a friend… 🙂
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YIKES!!!
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Exactly!
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😀
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Creepy. So well done in 99 words.
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Thank you. The text message format obviously helps to keep the word count down 🙂
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Yeah, it does. You do well inthese micro formats.
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Thank you! I really enjoy them. Glad they “work” 🙂
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Yikes! I once had a four hour conversation by text with a person who texted me by mistake but that person didn’t know where I was.
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Or did they… 😉
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Scary thought.
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Oh God! This is my nightmare. And all my doors are locked! (I feel like I have to clarify that I mean the house doors.)
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(laughing at the clarification!) It is pretty creepy…
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Oh, car doors are also locked.
That is all.
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O-k…. lighter content tomorrow. How do you feel about traffic? 🙂
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Oh… other than expressing choice words and exercising a particular finger, I feel okay about it. 🙂
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I can work with that 🙂
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Fingers? Yes, I imagine you can. 😛
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You and your imagination… 😉
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Guess where mine took me? 😉
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😀
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I’m sorry… I go too far sometimes…. I probably need some special kind of help.
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Comes with the territory! 🙂
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Nicely done. (insert Twilight Zone music)
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That music sticks in your head… haven’t heard it for maybe fifteen years! 🙂
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And today, you’ll hear it until bedtime. My work here is done.
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Thank you. No, really. Thank you. (Checks doors are locked again, music ringing in ears) 🙂
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Um!! Alistair!! Don’t you know I’m a huge wimp?? 😨😱😰
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Sorry… you’d probably better avoid the next installment of my 99-word Farmhouse story too (not that I’ve written it yet)… the rest is fine though! 🙂
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Thanks for the warning. I’m sure I’ll still read it! 😄
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That’s the spirit! 😀
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Land shark….
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I’d never heard that phrase… in my head, it’s become very literal!
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Oh crap… I forget that not everyone is my age, NOR are they all Saturday Night Live devotees. Okay, so check out the SML skit about land sharks… 🙂
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We don’t get SNL over this part of the world, but will check it out 🙂
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Ooooh, now that was creepy, even more so matched with that image! Well done Al on another great story (I’ll even forgive the text speak which I can’t bear probably because i don’t understand half of it)! 🙂
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Now that’s a fine example of twisted, sickly humor. And it’s so true, no one ever thinks about the back door. 😎
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That’s me – sick, twisted humour all the way! 🙂
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Funny yet very scary! Love that I was kept wondering whether was this was just a wrong number texting until the very last second, very well done. 🙂
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Thanks Minelli. Pleased to make your acquaintance 🙂
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Pleased to meet you too, Al 🙂 I look forward to reading more.
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❤
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Nicely done Mr Al! Now where have I seen a scary text message based story in under 100 words before 😉
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It’s a fair cop… but in my defence, I only thought “hmm, this seems a bit like a story of Nick’s” AFTER I’d finished this one. Plus, you know imitation and flattery ‘n’all 🙂
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Heh, no probs!
I’ll take the flattery angle 😉
And your story has a nice menacing edge that I could only hint at (it being for kids after all).
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I think kids would love this… they’d think it was like hide and seek, rather than a horror!
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Holy Hannah! I almost threw my iPad looking to see if the door was looked. Damn! This fantastic.
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And were all doors locked?? 🙂
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Only one! Thanks for the heads up.
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I’m a public service 🙂
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And a mighty fine one indeed 👏🏻👏🏻🕵🏻
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❤ ❤ ❤
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I peeked first 😝
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Haha! 😀
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❤️😊
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Well it looks like you’ve moved beyond the lovee dovee stories then…
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For today at least 🙂
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So…do you prefer Earl, or Lady Grey? 🙂
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Are there biscuits too? It makes a difference to the answer 🙂
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Big, crumbly ones – with butter, and homemade jam, of course! What kind of hostess would have anything less for odd strangers?
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I don’t think strangers would stay away with that kind of hospitality… Best to keep a big knife to hand too 🙂
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I’ll be sure to cover all my bases, since I really never lock my doors. 🙂
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Interesting… Where do you live again? 😉
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At the end of the rainbow, of course!
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Haha! Well, you’d better lock those doors to protect your pots of gold 🙂
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Finding them involves going through a labyrinth, with a riddle at each turn. Which means my gold is safe – indefinitely. 😉
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Unless the Goblin King comes along and takes your baby to the centre of the labyrinth. But I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t get away with it
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Even Goblins know better than to mess with a woman who knows how to wield an axe! He wouldn’t get very far with all of his limbs.
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I guess if you’ve got the axe, those door locks become optional!
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Slow….not stupid. 😉
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*laughing here* 😀
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Spooky, I like it!
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From laughter to fear, I like that you can turn your hand to different genres 🙂
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Thank you… I like trying different things to practice my writing, and keep things interesting for me as well. Glad it works for you 😀
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I think it’s brilliant, I should try harder with my writing but I’m really lazy *shameful grin*
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I haven’t posted today, and have nothing for tomorrow… let’s both just say we’re picking our moments 🙂
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Deal! Let’s 😉
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😀
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Ooh! 😮 Chills. Good one Al.
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Thanks Vashti 🙂
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