Everybody Farts…

I “wrote” this for my three-year old… I thought some of you may enjoy it too. There is no pretence of high art here!

Everybody Farts (with apologies to R.E.M.)

When your meal is long
And dessert, the dessert is yours alone
When you’re sure you’ve had enough
Of this meal, well hold on

Don’t think of letting one go
‘Cause everybody lies
And everybody farts… sometimes

Sometimes you feel gassy and all wrong
Well it’s time to sing along
When your day is night alone (Hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting one go (Hold on)
If you think you’ve had too much
Of this meal, well hold on

Everybody farts
Take comfort in that fact
Everybody farts
Don’t throw it from your hand, oh no

Don’t throw it from your hand
If you think that you’re alone
No, no, no, you are not alone

(what would they think?)

Well, everybody farts sometimes
Everybody lies
Everybody farts sometimes
And everybody farts sometimes

Don’t hold on, hold on
Don’t hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody farts

 

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