Dark Halloween night
Ghosts and goblins roam the earth
Demanding candy
Those grinning terrors
Knock on unsuspecting doors…
TRICK OR TREAT they cry
But they don’t mean that.
Try offering them a TRICK
And see what happens!
Picture credit: flickr.com/photos/partymonstrrrr/4003308412
I offered a little beggar one of cats, one year.. HE was delighted! The parents? Not so much. Candy was handed over instead. Oh and the cat? He was just thrilled to have been picked up and cuddled. Little did he know that he nearly found himself at the bottom of a rucksack surrounded by tooth rotting goodies. Oh, the kitty’s name? Chomps! *no animals were intentionally threatened in my response to the trick or treater. The child actually wanted a 2nd choice because he didn’t like the candy I had. So, I picked up what was closest to me, which was my cat and suggested he could have this instead.
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You try and offer a thoughtful gift, and it gets spurned before your eyes… 🙂
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I know, right….
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Ok, now that is a creepy picture! But a great poem so I will forgive you. 😛
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Haha! I’d dress like that, if I was leaving the house tonight!
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Meanie! 😂
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Sorry… I just think it looks cool!
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It does…but also creepy as hell! 😳
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I have too much fun offering out candy to clever costumes to ever trick them! The poem is fun.
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Thanks Rae. Enjoy your Halloween!
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I have chocolate bars and Dory fruit snacks for the little ones but I have two old dogs I can offer as back up! Going to the grandson’s preschool to see a ten minute costume parade soon 😉
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Sounds lovely. Have fun! ❤
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No one around yet. I’ll wear my Mexican costume: poncho, sombrero and Devil Mask. There is a theory that says I am insulting Mexicans by dressing the way they do. Cultural appropriation. I wonder if it will help if I speak to the ghosts in Spanish and Zapotec?
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What a scary outfit on that pic! I must admit that I do love an original take on the Trick or Treaters costumes, or the home made attempt, with a sheet or a bin bag and a bit of their mum’s makeup!
Great twist in the poem Al 🙂
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😀
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Love the Haiku. Don’t eat too much candy!
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I do every day… Not going to stop today! 😉
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Ha, ha, ha! I love it! I hope you had a fun and safe Halloween. 😀 Love the picture too.
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Thanks Vashti. Halloween much less of a deal in this country. I just like joining in the writing about it! 🙂
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Hahahahha that’s true! All they want is candy! One of my neighbors actually did offer tricks to the kids and they all ran away only for him to run after them offering candy instead! That was fun to watch! 😂
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Haha! :-))
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