I wrote this as my entry for the Amazon competition, for a modern take on The Night Before Christmas. I’m guessing I didn’t win, so here it is for your seasonal entertainment, from this Grinchiest of writers 🙂 Merry Christmas everyone!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all over town
A sprinkling of snow began to come down.
Few could remember the last time it snowed
But on this night of enchantment, soft magic flowed.
A gentle white blanket, a snuggly sheet
Covered each house, every flat, every street.
Inside each bed, wrapped-up children slept well
As their hopes and their dreams started to swell.
They’d been good this year. Perhaps an X-Box
Would be under their tree, and not silly socks!
Maybe an i-Pad, or mobile phone,
Some books or some films, maybe even a drone!
Anything but socks would bring them a smile,
…Or Gran’s knitted jumpers, in her own special style!
So the children slept on, and their parents did too
(Mum dreamt a long list of jobs she must do…)
Then out in the garden, a hullabaloo,
Awoke one small child, who took in the view:
Santa and crew had been riding too fast
Racing the Space Station as it flew past!
They’d landed too hard; a crash and a bump:
Santa collided with reindeer rump!
His big belly wobbled. He laughed and he said,
“Time for mince pies. Time we were fed!”
Santa – with help – filled a sack up with toys
Whispering softly to keep down the noise.
The boy in his bedroom was straining to hear,
But didn’t want Santa to know he was near.
He peeked around curtains, moved barely a muscle
As Santa continued his sack-filling bustle.
Then stroking and feeding each one of the team
Using the light from Rudolph’s nose-beam!
Santa greeted each reindeer, from Dancer
To daredevil Dasher, and Cupid, and Prancer.
To red-nosed Rudolph, Donner and Blitzen
To cranky old Comet, and tricksy young Vixen.
The boy held his breath. He dared be no louder!
As Santa got out the pink magic powder,
Sprinkled a little to enter the house…
The dust made him shrink to size of a mouse.
(Santa liked chimneys, despite soot and ash,
But moved with the times as quick as a flash.)
He popped up in the house, next to the tree,
With his sack on his shoulder to spread Christmas glee.
He placed the presents for every good child
By the sparkly tree; carefully piled.
Helped himself to a mince pie or two,
And picked up some carrots for his reindeer crew.
He drank up the milk, and licking his lips,
Took a quick look around, his hands on his hips.
With a stroke of his beard, he spied by itself,
A cheeky but lonely, elf on the shelf.
He greeted the elf like a long-lost old friend,
And made sure to move him along to the end.
Between Advent chocolate, baubles and lights
Wrapping blue tinsel all ‘round his red tights.
With a rub of his tummy, his work here complete
Santa sprinkled some dust to make his retreat.
Back to the reindeer, waiting outside,
And hopped in his sled to continue this ride!
Santa took the reins, but before taking flight
He turned to the boy, winked in the moonlight,
Beamed him a smile, so happy and bright:
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Picture credit: flickr.com/photos/pagedooley/3124443099
Nice, Al. Made me laugh as my family members are all getting socks from me this year ::-D
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Haha! … I’m sure they are very fine socks indeed 🙂
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Warm woolies 🙂
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What a delightful write of a most magical night… I thoroughly enjoyed the mince pies! I mean, I enjoyed hearing about Santa enjoying the mince pies. yes, that’s it. Ho-Ho-Ho ❤
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Ha-Ha-Ha! I am partial to a mince pie or two myself… 😀
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What with mom’s dad’s people being from England, we were raised on them! And I turned out okay, right? 🙂
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I’m not answering that last bit, but you fit in perfectly here! 😛
I knew there was something about you I liked… 😀
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Love it 😍
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Thanks Rita! ❤
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My pleasure
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Fabulous! And I love socks (as long as they’re Smart Wool!) You should have won. The contest must be rigged! Lol!
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Exactly – it MUST be rigged! You probably shouldn’t admit you love socks this close to Christmas… 🙂
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I know! I’ll end up with a crate of them!
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Haha! I’m just saying to anyone who may be listeining… I love Jura… 😀
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Perfect!
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Thought you’d appreciate that one!
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Not available in Fascist Pennsylvania! 😦
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Really? Wow. Revolutions have started for less… 🙂
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We have really silly liquor laws in my state, leftover from Prohibition days. But they are slowly easing. Fingers crossed!
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The law moves slowly up there!
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Tell me about it…
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HaHA!! Brilliant Al!
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Thanks Judy! Loving your festive offerings too ❤
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Glad you are enjoying them Al 🙂
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Loving them ❤
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I loved it. :o)
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Thank you so much! ❤
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What a great poem. Much better than the original, which I heard for the first time this past weekend!
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Wow, there’s a compliment! The original has a great opening, ending, and that bit with the reindeer… the rest is perhaps less memorable…:-)
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Oh, that’s amazing, Al! I loved it!! Merry Christmas! 🙂
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Thanks Vic! Merry Christmas to you too! 😀
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Thank you! 🙂
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Hope Santa fills your stocking this year… 😉
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I’ve been very good! I should get everything I want. 😛
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Well, here’s hoping! If you’re sure you’re not on the naughty list…
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Well…if I am, I have no regrets. 😀
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Glad to hear it! ❤
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Your rendition was so fun to read! 🙂
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Thank you.. Just spreading some Christmas cheer! 🙂
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Aha! That pink magic powder. That’s how he does it. Loved the read. Merry Christmas, Al. 🙂
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I can’t share all of Santa’s secrets…. Just that one! Have a wonderful Christmas, Olga! ❤
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❤
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Oh crap! I forgot to buy socks!! I loved this… Happy holidays to you! ♥
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Socks… The ultimate stocking filler! Merry Christmas, Sandra! ❤
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Crap! Have to fill stockings! 😀 xo ❤
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Don’t forget the grown up ones either! 😉
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I do my best not to forget the grown-up anything. 😉
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Childish minds in grown up bodies… That can be the perfect combination sometimes! (That’s my excuse anyway 😉 )
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That explains a lot. About me, I mean. 🙂
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You and me both! ❤
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This was great!
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Thanks Rachel. Have a great Christmas! ❤
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Thanks, you too!
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I always get Christmas socks, but don’t really mind
I rather like wearing them, even though not allowed to wear them all year round.
Yellow or pink, red, white or blue
I think Christmas socks would make a great gift for you! 🎅
Happy Christmas, Al. 🎄
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Haha! Nothing’s more Christmassy than a cheeky old rhyme,
Hope Santa brings fun, and a whale of a time!
Have a great Christmas, Hugh!
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Wow! I love it! It was like reading a story. Your poem is lots of fun. Thanks for the Christmas cheer! 😀 xx
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Thanks Vashti! Have a great Christmas xxx
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I had a lovely Christmas. Thank you. I hope you did too. ❤ xx
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Wonderful poetry Al, it sings along. Clearly there was a possibility of nepotism and or cronyism in the judgement!! It will sit beautifully in your BOOK.
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Hmm I think there’s a hint there… 🙂 Thanks Denis!
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Writers from Miami don’t get snuggly white blankets of soft magic ='( .
Merry Christmas to all!
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Writers from Nottingham don’t either, but some Christmas literary traditions are stuck! Merry Christmas! 😀
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This is very you: sweet but not too sweet (we don’t like that!) and with your sense of humour shining through. Why didn’t you win? Who else was better than this? I should inquire into this if I were you 😉
I have to say though…I’ll be expecting a tale of revenge involving birds at some point in the future 😛
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To avoid coming across like a sore loser, I’m not going to comment on the winning entry… I shall instead channel my feelings into a suitably venomous tale of birdy vengeance!
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I can only applaud this very wise decision 😉
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To be clear, have birds now been promoted from squawky victims to agents of beaky vengeance? 🙂
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They can be promoted, demoted, it’s all up to you, you’re the writer! I just want it to involve birds and to be on the edge of gruesome lol
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Got it… Just clarifying audience expectations and the “prompt”… B-)
Edge of gruesome… Interesting… 😀
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Isn’t it? 😉 Can’t wait to read it 😀
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It will be my pleasure, most literally 😀
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I must confess I bought some socks this year, you can never have enough …. Enjoyed your poem, how dare they not pick you! Judges just have no taste. Never mind, pay them no heed Al.
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I never do! Thanks Marje. I was the happy recipient of a number of pairs of socks this Christmas! 🙂
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🙂
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Got to it after Christmas, but it is delightful, a real winner in my book! I especially liked the touch of the Elf on the Shelf. Well done!
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Thanks Rae… you can consider it reading a very early Christmas story for 2017 if you like! 🙂
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