I was born a bonny zombie baby
It’s the only life I’ve known
But years and moons have passed since then
How I’ve zombie-grown!
Growing up sure ain’t easy
Juicy brains don’t come for free
And there’s no chance those screaming humans
Will ever let me be!
See, I’ve never craved attention
I just want an axe-free life
Somewhere peaceful in the country
Where I can find a loving, kind, decaying wife
I never knew my zombie father
Spent no childhood catching ball
No mother there to catch me
When rotting limbs would fall
And I don’t know if you’ve noticed
But zombie role models are lacking
We’re just used in films to show off
The hero’s muscles as they’re hacking
And don’t you see the irony
In claiming we love brains
Then trying to bash our heads in.
It’s prejudice ingrained!
I don’t wanna fight you.
Set aside your sword.
Quit swinging that bloody baseball bat.
Let’s sit, and have a word.
I know my tongue’s necrotic
But there’s a message ‘neath my growling
If only you would listen, really listen,
We could end this midnight prowling
Our demands are very few:
Just leave us all alone,
In basements, malls or graveyards,
Where we can rot and roam.
We’re the next step in evolution:
These are Darwinian growing pains.
We don’t want to harm you…
We just want to eat your brains!
Excellent!
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Thanks Marje… few more of these to come over the next couple of days! 🙂
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You, sir, have just made me laugh out loud, recycle the liquid I had been drinking AND scare the fur off the cats, because I shouted out, “kind, decaying wife?” at the top of my lungs, just prior to the aforementioned performance. Talent, such talent you have. Good to read your stuff.
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Thanks Annette… recycling is good, right? 🙂
Been writing some new stuff for my first ever “gig” this coming weekend… seemed only right to share it on here first! (As you can see, I’ve never got over my love of zombies!)
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Splendid! So, will there be a video presentation available for those of us who shall be having to miss your gig? I certainly hope so. And I must assure you that Zombies love you too, especially with hot sauce…
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There will be a video of some description forthcoming…
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Awesome
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That remains to be seen! 😀
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Hahaha!
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Nice to meet your alter ego. I think!
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This is me without the ego, I think! 🙂
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So we met at the altar? I don’t recall that!
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A baseball bat and shotgun wedding!
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Brilliant! Biting wit…
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Haha! This zombie’s met his match 🙂
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Fantastic piece, Al. Happy to see you are still alive and have not lost any of your writing talents!
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Haha! Thanks Liesbet… this undead poet is still rolling on, still searching for brains!
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What’s that searching you’re talking about? You’ve got all the brains one could wish for, when you manage such a brilliant poem!
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Just this zombie’s drive for perfection!
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Fabulous. Getting your Halloween on, I see!
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I have a few poems lined up… I like this time of year! Hope you’re doing well x
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Zombie awesome.
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Thanks Jo-Ann… Couldn’t resist it at this time of year!
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Ha ha. “…a loving, kind, decaying wife.” One great line among many, Al. I was hoping zombies would make a reappearance with TWD premiere. Love the poem and humor. 😀
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Thanks D… Good point about TWD… Guess the only thing I’d have said about the season opener is how they lose their sniper like accuracy the moment the main baddies are around… Seriously, was like Rick and Co were trainee Stormtroopers!
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I so agree. And how many opportunities have they had to shoot Negan, and instead they just stand around and talk…. like a bazillion. That stuff drives me nuts.
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I did like Rick’s count to ten…but then they wasted their opportunity. And what on earth was Gabriel doing? It didn’t even make sense within the context of the show!
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Yeah. Not the strongest start, but I’m sure it will snag me as the story continues.
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That’s one of the things about long running shows…people like us get hooked, and forgive the writers too much!
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Gotta a love any poem with “my tongue’s necrotic” in it 🙂
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I’m glad you appreciated that… Took a lot of dedicated market research to identify that particular gap in the market!
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae ♥
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So clever, Al.
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What can I say? I like da zombies… 😀
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They terrify me. However, I like Midnight, Texas the TV series on American TV.
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I don’t know that one…
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It was a “summer replacement” series and was in its first season. Whether it will come back for a second season is anyone’s guess.
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I’ll keep an eye out for it if it heads this way 😀
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Brilliant!!!!
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Thank you! 😀
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Like many, I love the kind decaying wife. Also laughed at the absent mother to catch falling limbs.
It’s great to read you again my friend!
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Thanks Dawn… There will be more of me in the next few days… 😀
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YAY!
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This is awesome! Good to see you, Al!
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Hi Meg (waves!) … sorry I’m not around so much… offline poeting taking precedence!
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I completely understand! My presence here is greatly reduced as well and for the same reasons (among a few…) but always love to read your poetry!
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Just not enough time to do it all… 😀
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No, we must prioritize. Lord knows how easily I’m distracted!
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Me too… Ooh look, a shiny!
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Niiiiice! It’s good to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour. Where have you been btw? Feels like I haven’t seen you in months! Not that I’ve been around much myself, but, still…how is life treating you anyway?
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Life’s good thanks. I’ve mostly been going to poetry open mics, and testing material in front of live audiences… Which has led to something of a shift in tone, as you’ll see if I publish the Halloween Horror poem! How’re you doing?
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Ah, sounds exciting, but terrifying – for me that is, being such an introvert! I really admire you for being able to do that. I’m ok, busy, you know – in the final year of my writing Master’s and I’m juggling that with work so wanting to tear my hair out at times haha!
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This introvert is on a journey, as the popular phrasing goes… Final year of your Master’s… Nearly there! Take it from a bald guy, don’t waste your hair on the stress of that!
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You are still on top form Al. So lovely to see you back 🙂
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Thanks Judy… gotta keep the flame alive somehow! 🙂
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If I didn’t value my brain I would feel sorry for him––not! Ha, ha!
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Poor misunderstood zombie… 😀
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Ha, ha!
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