With apologies to George Michael…
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
You bought me a Lynx deodorant gift set from Boots, £4.99.
I’m not a materialist
But that feels a little one-sided to me.
I don’t even like Lynx.
Merry Christmas!
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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart… you ate it
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In my defence, you HAD covered it in hot sauce! 😀
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Yeah, I’m thoughtful that way!
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Love is… smearing hot sauce on your own heart, for him to devour and enjoy it!
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Great opening line for a story… take that ball and run with it!
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Haha!… New Year, new Zombie stories!
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By Jove, I think he’s got it! 🙂
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. . . and you re-gift it.🤨
Good one Al!
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Haha! (singing as George Michael) Laast Christmas, you re-gifted my heart… 😀
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Ha, ha! Have a happy and peaceful holiday season! ❤
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Thanks Vashti! Have a peaceful Christmas xxx
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All I got was Bah Humbugs!
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I got some from my Yorkshire relatives… Ee Bah Gumbugs !
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Last Christmas, you gave me nothing. This year, I want more of that!
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Haha! I’d still struggle to wrap that! 😀
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Happy Holidays
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Thank you, Walker, you too!
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Its Elisabet
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Ah, all these blog handles… have a great Christmas, Elisabet! ❤
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If it’s Lynx Africa can I have it?
I’m not proud.
And it smells nice.
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I did receive that exact set until very recently, despite (a) having been allergic to it for twenty years, and (b) having been telling people that for nineteen years…!
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart, even though I was assured when I signed that card that organ donation follows death, rather than precipitates it….
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A lawyer not reading the small print. The irony!
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My grandmother once gave me a shaving bowl and brush set to use for applying barbeque sauce to food (not to my legs). I think that’s on par with your Lynx Deodorant set. Lol. Merry Christmas, Al.
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I’ve had worse gifts… A sponge for washing the car is the most memorable! Here’s hoping for a little more at Christmas, one way or another! 🎄 ♥
Happy holidays! xxx
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A sponge? Ha ha. That is bad. Lol
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart… but you flogged it on EBAY!
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Haha! Here’s a question… Would you bid for your own heart on eBay, just to make sure it didn’t go for 99pence?… 😀
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Well… despite it being a bit battered and abused, I would not want it to go for 99p, so I might stick a fiver on it! 🙂
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That’s the Christmas spirit! 😀
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Yikes, I’m pretty sure I gave hubby a sponge for washing the car once. The best present I’ve given him was some really pricey merlot. You men are not easy to shop for!
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I think I’m pretty easy to shop for…I’d say it’s the other way around!
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Well, sadly, you’d be wrong! 😉
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Haha 😂, guess perspective is everything!
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart, and all I got back was a piece of your mincemeat tart. Very nice with some brandy sauce, though. The tart, that is, not the heart. I’d wrap that up and give it back for Valentine’s. Have you ever re-gifted? Don’t tell anyone (it’s our secret) but I have. 😀
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Haha! Merry Christmas, Hugh 😀
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This made me giggle! Nice one!
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Thank you! Hope you had a good Christmas x
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