Last Christmas

With apologies to George Michael…

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
You bought me a Lynx deodorant gift set from Boots, Β£4.99.

I’m not a materialist
But that feels a little one-sided to me.

I don’t even like Lynx.

 

 

Merry Christmas!

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39 thoughts on “Last Christmas

  1. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, and all I got back was a piece of your mincemeat tart. Very nice with some brandy sauce, though. The tart, that is, not the heart. I’d wrap that up and give it back for Valentine’s. Have you ever re-gifted? Don’t tell anyone (it’s our secret) but I have. πŸ˜€

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