Star Wars Deleted Scene Rap Battle (SPOILERS!)

The story of Ben Solo’s turn to the Dark Side… Deleted scene.

Exterior. Playground. A rap battle between C-3PO and Ben Solo is in progress

Your mother kissed your uncle
Did she do it with the Wookiee?
Everyone’s seen those bikini pics
Is that why sir played hookie?

Your dad can’t say “I love you”.
He’ll only say “I know“.
Still no reason to act out
This teenage tale of woe.

Swishing ’round that bright red sword
You’re full of so much rage.
Who will fix that damaged console?
Start acting like your age!

You are strong in the force, that’s clear,
But there is always someone stronger.
I could tell you how you’re related…
But that will wait a little longer.

 

C-3PO drops the mic, high fives R2-D2, and kicks BB-8 across the asphalt. End scene.

23660346205_0831be5578_z (1)

Picture credit: flickr.com/photos/rohit_saxena/23660346205

 

Can’t get enough of Star Wars? Here are my thoughts on The Force Awakens: https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/2015/12/30/the-force-awakens/ , and the previous films: https://altheauthor.wordpress.com/star-wars/