Haiku – “Pepper”

#1 A dream couple?

Bachelor #1
My biggest turn-offs?
Pepper on a f@**ing steak!
&
Moaning non-smokers

Bachelorette #1
My biggest turn-offs?
Talk peppered with expletives;
Smokers; meat-eaters

 

#2
Dancefloor clearance squad…
Works like a pepperspray bomb
With my clunky moves!

 

#3
Recipe for life:
Pinch of salt, dash of pepper,
And a big, tough heart

 

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