K is for…

Welcome to Day Eleven of your Essential Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.  We all know the end is coming. Well, you gotta be prepared, and you ain’t gonna have time to memorise a whole bunch of stuff when it happens.

You need a short guide to surviving the rise of the undead, covering you all the way from A to Z… You need … Haiku of the Dead!

 

Don’t lose sight of this:
Killing is a last resort
All life is precious

A large handled knife
Is the handiest weapon
Fighting close quarters 

It’s sharp, portable
It never needs re-loading
Or sourcing bullets

When seeking supplies
Raid the local museum
For some knight’s armour…

Life on waterways
Has its pull, esp for sleeping
Moor away from land

Turn the engine off.
Keep an eye out for floaters.
Keep kayak handy

Try learning knitting
It’s a practical skillset
With BIG old needles!

 

“You wrote this as part of a month-long challenge? What?!”

Throughout April, I will be joining the A to Z Challenge, posting six days a week to cover each letter of the alphabet… even that annoying “X”… For my theme, I have gone down the well-trodden, stereotypical, bit-of-a-cliché -really path of zombie survival tips… in haiku.

With tongue firmly in cheek, I hope you will join me for the month, and beyond 🙂

There are hundreds of blogs participating – over 1900. I will be doing my best to check out as many of these as possible. You can too via this link: http://www.a-to-zchallenge.com/p/a-z-challenge-sign-up-list-2016.html