So, we’ve reached the halfway mark of the A to Z Challenge, and already there have been a lot of tips and advice on my chosen theme of surviving the zombie apocalypse… Here’s a quick recap!
Apocalypse comes: a zombie flavour.
Achieve survival – life’s to savour!
Pack a bag, be ready to go,
Life is beautiful, don’t you know.
No more commuting, that’s all out,
No chance of a cure, I have no doubt.
Build up defences, walls and bricks,
Death isn’t life, but still plays tricks.
Beware the evil that men do;
Don’t slip on entrails ‘neath your shoe.
Fish for food and find some friends.
Don’t know first aid? Make amends.
Growing food; guns and more.
Playing golf… guts and gore.
Knowing when to hide, or seek.
The humour skills you need to tweak.
Imitation, insects, immortality.
Imagine no Internet! Insanity!
Joggers’ justice in the park
Jam and jelly after dark.
Killing zombies, armoured knights,
Kayak, knife and knitting fights.
Living, loving on the land,
Laugh at lawyers getting canned.
Making music, marry right,
Military lost the fight.
So much advice, so many more…
Who knows what other tips in store?
What’s been your favourite tip so far? Any topics that you’re dying to hear covered? Let me know in the comments!