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Children's Author, Tea Drinker, Epic Procrastinator
Laura Grevel Blogs on Life and Writing
Poetry,short stories,
Some are calm, some are disturbed, some are lonely… but some are pleasantly busy!
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Book Humour. A Sideways Perspective on the Bonkers Business of Books
This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Alistair Lane - Writer, Poet, Daydreamer
Writing, the Universe and whatever occurs to me
Poetry from Walsall and Black Country poet Richard Archer since 2011
Reminding mean boys that big girls push back since 2015.
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Ramblings, poetry & short snipets
A Certain Point of View 
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What about when you’ve farted? No…. That never happens! So ‘stinking’ funny! 😂
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I thought this was why people kept dogs – to “blame” them!
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Ahahahaha! Exactly!
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Comedy is so natural for you… almost as natural as needing to sit upon the loo… so, take this to heart… ya loveable fart… and get up in front of an audience, DO!
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Yay! Limerick Mondays are back,
And Annette keeps us on track
Prodding me on
Till my defences are gone
Then they’ll be no stopping me, Jack!
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rock and roll!
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When the screams of those chained up in your basement, finally dies down…no? Just me then.
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Are you using hitch knots to bind them? You need to use a knot with less give. And there are some fantastic gags available in B&Q these days
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Al, thank you for the tip. I prefer the much harsher constrictor knot. I find that it has less give once the chloroform wears off and the struggling begins.
A ball gag is quite sufficient in muting the screams. There’s only so much “please let me go, ” “I promise I won’t tell anyone, ” You’re going to put that cucumber were?” That I can take from crying grown men.
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Crying? I’m disgusted. I never blubbed once, and look where I am. Potato!
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Not once?! Then you are worthy of the mantle of MAN! I often try to encourage my men by telling the blubbering heap that tears begets relief, relief begets transcendence, transcendence begets happiness and happiness begets a good whipping, because their happiness is encroaching on my fun time. This all leads to pain, which begets pain and pain begets more pain which begets even more pain…um…I think I might need to work on my encouragement speech some more…
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It’s perfect as it is. Don’t change a word 🙂
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Thank you Al. Now get back in the basement!! 😉
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Ha ha ha. All great grist for the writer’s mill 🙂 No wonder you have a sense of humor!
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It’s the only way to be 🙂
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Hahaha….Love your sense of humor! I will take the “when the dog farts. …” slot 😀
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A popular choice! 🙂
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I believe I told you you should look into stand up the first time I read one of your posts! So funny, and no judging 🙂
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Things are starting to edge that way… have recorded a few funny poems to post later this week, so you’ll have some idea of what I sound like at least! 🙂
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Oh, good! I’ll keep an eye out…
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Hahaha!
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I will stay out of this one Al……
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Ha! I love it!
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🙂 Which would you pick??
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