There are no cat puns in this poem,
No feline phrases flowing.
Don’t have kittens with anxiety:
That would be a cat-astrophe
This poem is far from purr-fect
No Cat Puns
A Certain Point of View
Alistair Lane – Writer, Poet, Daydreamer
There are no cat puns in this poem,
No feline phrases flowing.
Don’t have kittens with anxiety:
That would be a cat-astrophe
This poem is far from purr-fect
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A Certain Point of View 
Puns are always purr-fect!
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I’m not sure these were up to the meow-k !
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Lol. And no animals were harmed in the making of this poem.
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Only bees. Fuck ’em 😀
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Meow!!! 😸
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Purr…purr…
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When you say cat, I think catamaran. Yep, you did well, no cat puns. 🙂
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Smiling… Not a single one. No purr-ee, not a one
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I’ll just paws and reflect on this!
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You seem to be feline fine, Peter!
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A fur bit better than I was, but still not purrfect!
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I’d be lion if I said I wasn’t impressed by your cat punning!
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Do you mean that litter Al……ee!
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😂 excellent !
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My cat has gone to sleep so she can’t prompt me any more!
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Mine is on my chest ,purring up a storm right now… A cat purring is the best noise in the world!
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Total agreement there. I think every world leader should be forced to look after a cat. We’d soon have a perfect world.
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Or…a league of supervillains, headed by Blofeld… Could go either way!
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You did furry well!
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Best I don’t paws to think about it 😀
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So cute, Al, and purrfectly fluffy. Is it yours?
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😂 no, sadly not… Had to use a fluffy surrogate!
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I launch a 21 hairball salute in your general direction! ^–^
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I realise now I made the mistake of publishing this without preparing a hundred cat puns for the comments …doh!
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A litter late for that, eh?
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😂 winning!
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Thanks Rae 😀
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Meowgical! Meowgnificent! Meownumental! Cats and puns … who could ask for anything more! Thanks for sharing, Al! 🙂
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Haha! Had a furr-ling you’d like this one 😀
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I was ameowsed.
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Seems appropriate, with your handle… 😀
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