Pets and their owners

They say that pets look like their owners… This is called “my cat’s a sexy motherf*cker”

Your dachshund may be a darling
And your terrier drive a truck
You may think your pet’s amazing…
But mine’s as sexy as f*ck

So your gerbil’s got some game
And your schnauzer isn’t a schmuck
Your pets each have their qualities…
Mine’s as sexy as f*ck

You may really dig your degu
Think your Pekinese is full of pluck
I couldn’t be any happier for you…
But mine’s as sexy as f*ck

Your ferret may bring you good fortune
And your black cat carry good luck
I’ve won the bloody lottery, mate…
‘cause mine’s as sexy as F*CK!

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My cat, this afternoon

 

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38 thoughts on “Pets and their owners

  1. I think you tackled a very sensitive subject for some with real dignity and class. I’m just back from my weekly Ugly Pet meeting which I attend solely for the free food and tragic stories – i don’t even own a pet.

    On a serious, yet light note, funny funny piece, wasn’t expecting her at the end lol
    And i enjoyed seeing what would provide the ‘uck’ rhymer 🙂

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