They say that pets look like their owners… This is called “my cat’s a sexy motherf*cker”
Your dachshund may be a darling
And your terrier drive a truck
You may think your pet’s amazing…
But mine’s as sexy as f*ck
So your gerbil’s got some game
And your schnauzer isn’t a schmuck
Your pets each have their qualities…
Mine’s as sexy as f*ck
You may really dig your degu
Think your Pekinese is full of pluck
I couldn’t be any happier for you…
But mine’s as sexy as f*ck
Your ferret may bring you good fortune
And your black cat carry good luck
I’ve won the bloody lottery, mate…
‘cause mine’s as sexy as F*CK!
My cat, this afternoon
A Certain Point of View 
Oh😂, just too, too wonderful! What a hound dog you are!!
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Ain’t nothing but one!
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Boy, this is a rockstar post! 😀😎 something sexily arrogan but wonderfully sassy.I’m weird that ways, enojyed it immensely.
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Thanks Nandita . I performed this one a couple of times last week. BIG laughs! 😁
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You’re welcome, Al. It was such an awesome read 😀
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High praise ! I’ll have to live up to that next time 😀
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I like my pets a bit more benign, so I can only say “good luck”! 🙂
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😂 tongue firmly in cheek here!
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Wow.. I’m too sexy for my cat how about that
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Oh no, hadn’t thought of that. Aargh!
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My dog is old and grey, ugly and minus its nuts.
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Yeah OK, there might be some truth in that saying.
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I’m too much of a gent to comment… Maybe you need to trade up for a younger model?…
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I foresee an astrophe!
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Wall to wall cats on here!
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Yes, that’s a nice cat you have!!
😂
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Sexy as hell !
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You inspired me to write my own poem… thank you!
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Inspiration takes many forms! Dead curious where you’ve taken this…
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Well, you’ll have to come check!
I took it to the great respect I have for my still-husband 😉
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Your blog disappeared off my wp feed… Checking it out now 😀
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Hahaha! Well, it happens, I know it does! I thought you were just too busy doing other things, which you’d mentioned you were 😉
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I only manage to dip into other people’s blogs these days…don’t really have time to do “the blogging thing”, but I try to vaguely stay in touch!
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I know. I’m heading this way too… Too busy studying, wiht hopefully good results in a couple of weeks 🙂
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Fingers crossed for you!
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Thanks 😀
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It was an amusing read.😅
Good job.
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Thanks Cherry . Appreciate it! Xxx
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Loved the poem; loved the post!
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Thanks Rae …just a bit of silliness. It makes me laugh, which says it all!
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Yaaaay! This is fabulous! x
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Haha, my finest work! (maybe not my proudest though!)
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I think you tackled a very sensitive subject for some with real dignity and class. I’m just back from my weekly Ugly Pet meeting which I attend solely for the free food and tragic stories – i don’t even own a pet.
On a serious, yet light note, funny funny piece, wasn’t expecting her at the end lol
And i enjoyed seeing what would provide the ‘uck’ rhymer 🙂
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You have my condolences. Some of my best friends own ugly pets… 😀
(And yes, “uck” is surprisingly hard to rhyme!)
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Lol. She looks feral. Be careful.
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Smiling …she’s got some claws, that’s for sure!
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The whole pets looks like their owners thing is so true! So sexy cat is bound to have a sexy owner ❤ Lol. A really funny take Al. Love it but just be careful you don’t get to attached to your pet! Ha ha….
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I went from that first line, to seeing how inappropriate I could make it… But yeah, I do love my kitteh 😀
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I’m not surprised. Lol!
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