Thirty tiny Santas
Struggle up the street
Loaded down with presents
Sweating in the heat.
Middle-class one-upmanship
Has claimed another thing
An excess of extravagance
Bundled in pink string!
M&S has emptied
Of fancy cakes and wine;
Handfuls of handmade jewellery
Ostentatiously designed;
Bouquets of beautiful flowers;
Diamonds and green gems;
Darling designer dresses,
All with tailored hems;
A personally signed picture,
Of footballer David Beckham;
A weekend at a health retreat,
In regency Cheltenham;
Crystal champagne flutes;
A piece of the Turin Shroud;
Original Oriental carpets;
(Olga looked ever so proud)
Sultry, silken scarves;
A fine, fake, fox-fur coat;
Some early designs by da Vinci…
And little Susie with a SPEEDBOAT!
So if you’re looking for a bargain,
Get onto ebay tonight.
It wasn’t like this in my day,
But for some the price’ll be right!
Couldn’t resist this picture, courtesy of flickr.com/photos/queenbeebh/8179594890
Teachers deserve all those gifts (though I didn’t know they could be so extravagant, some of the gifts)!
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There has been some debate in my house about how over the top the end of term presents have become… 🙂
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Lol! So true! You’re right, that definitely raised a little giggle!
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Thanks Ritu 🙂
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The picture is adorable! I love this poem! It got me in the mood for the holidays and shopping! Ha, ha! 😉
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I had been looking for a group of school age Santas, but found that pic and had to use it! Happy holidays. Happy shopping!
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It’s Christmas in July! Alright! 😉
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