One of the things that happens when you write a lot of haiku, is that you make friends with others who are similarly afflicted. One person I came across on my haiku travels is quite unlike any other… After many emails to agree an appropriate fee, he is writing a series for my blog, with complete editorial control of content… So please give a warm welcome to See Yi-Oh, management guru!
“Some people who consider themselves managers have read, studied and memorised the influential 80s text, One Minute Manager. Idiots! One minute isn’t long enough to take a dump. If these people had spent twice the time, they’d be twice the manager.
“Why not three minutes, or even ten, you ask? Because time is money, and you’re worth every penny. Even if you did have to ask that.
“I’ve agreed to post some thoughts here on what I’ve learnt from business, commerce and leadership, in two-minute digestible chunks. Forget the rest. This is the only management guide you’ll ever need. It will be packed full of insight to remind you why you’re the boss, and to take it to the next level.
“Why write it in haiku? Because time is money, and you’re worth every penny.
Haiku is a whetstone to sharpen your dull wits.
No flab. Read. Learn. Achieve.”
Always be well-groomed:
Your image is everything.
Sweat is for lessers.
The lessers will flap
(Panic, fret, freeze, moan, chunter)
Practice the hard stare.
When asked difficult questions,
Wield it freely.
“More next week. Stick it in the diary.
See Yi-Oh x